Burlington Derailed The Continuing Story

12 August

Stop Hiding Embarrassing Warts - Make Them Disappear Forever


Technology is getting closer to bending light so as to make objects disappear. Too bad all those lost Keys to the City did not glow in the dark.

In Burlington, a much older, chemical technology makes 'ner do well politicians disappear. Mix alcohol, car keys and a fast food franchise parking lot together with a dash of Spike to spread the news. Guaranteed to make municipal blemishes disappear forever.

Curved light your eyes flicker, but liquor is slicker.


posted at 02:06:00 on 08/12/08 by SPIKE - Category: General


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