Technology is getting closer to bending light so as to make objects disappear
. Too bad all those lost Keys to the City did not glow in the dark.
In Burlington, a much older, chemical technology makes 'ner do well politicians disappear. Mix alcohol, car keys and a fast food franchise parking lot together with a dash of Spike to spread the news. Guaranteed to make municipal blemishes disappear forever.
Curved light your eyes flicker, but liquor is slicker.