Spike,

To grow you must attract outsiders. Granted, they may look and act strange, but get over it.

They are adaptable and willing to assimilate. If you are worried your daughter might marry one, fear not for your grandchildren. There will be none.

These outsiders work hard, strive to become legal citizens, value educating their young and cut their grass. Crime is not tolerated within their community. Their culture demands critical thought before voting. Once advised against doing so, they will not eat your pets.

Would we be better off busing these outsiders to Columbus Junction with our tax dollars?

Barney Hill